All of the information below is gathered through obsessively watching Jersey Shore and “creeping” on Snooki’s Twitter.
- She can do backflips! This is purely about backflips alone. Not the fact that she did them with no underwear on. In a dirty club. With JWOWW battling closeby, barefoot.
- Pickles! She loves them. I love them. Buuuut I don’t eat them anywhere close to how she does. I won’t even try.
- Girl gets a good makeunder courtesy of Life & Style and reverts right back to the gaudy white clip/pouf combo.
- She watches good old school Nickelodeon shows like Doug(!) on YouTube.
- She shops at outlets. Although I’d be very surprised if she has not received a custom bedazzled Ed Hardy dress yet, she did go shopping at Woodbury Commons to find her New Years Eve Dress.
- Everything she says is pretty amazing: “I tried to eat but I couldn’t get it in my freakin’ mouth ‘cause I’m disabled.”
- She fights hippos in pink furry slippers.